Posted 8 months ago

egg-tampon:

foreveralone-lyguy:

legit-humour:

tom cruise bumps his knee

tom bruise

tom cruise eats his lunch

tom chews

tom cruise gets drunk

tom booze

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oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

Posted 8 months ago

Sherlock + drunk hands

(Source: northernbluetwo)

Posted 8 months ago
captcreate:

adachimerica:

danadelions:

okay I know I literally just reblogged this but
ok we all see how the first one slides right
but the second one jumps, lands on his hEAD and rolls away
and thE THIRD ONE JUST FUCKING FLIPS

god this is magestic

No fucks shall be distributed this day.

captcreate:

adachimerica:

danadelions:

okay I know I literally just reblogged this but

  • ok we all see how the first one slides right
  • but the second one jumps, lands on his hEAD and rolls away
  • and thE THIRD ONE JUST FUCKING FLIPS

god this is magestic

No fucks shall be distributed this day.

Posted 8 months ago

the-sexylosers-club:

feels-like-fire:

That did not go where I expected it to.

No it did not

(Source: brain-food)

Posted 8 months ago

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

Posted 8 months ago
treacherous-slopes:

im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween

treacherous-slopes:

im either michelle or denise, there is no inbetween

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 8 months ago

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

image

The second eye:

image

Posted 8 months ago

theprinceofcats:

This friday I am going to a bar in Wollongong to drink whiskey w/ at least one cool person and Saturday I have a friends 21st and then I will spend from Sunday to Tuesday chilling down the coast by the beach, camping, with alcohol and good friends. 

So excited for this weekend.

I am also drinking in a sexy ass bar with a badass dude. Now that may be a coincidence….
But if what conspiracies theories have led me to think true, “There are no coincidences.”

Posted 8 months ago

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

Posted 8 months ago

Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to making a horcrux.

alltheselokifeels:

But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.

The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.

All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.

image

i want to know what it is so badly

(Source: wtsns)

Posted 8 months ago
avenue:

payneoverpleasure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

I LOVE THIS.

OMG BEST THING EVER

avenue:

payneoverpleasure:

rose-meri:

eur0trash:

young Kate Middleton and Prince William 

OMG THIS IS PERFECT HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG

I LOVE THIS.

OMG BEST THING EVER

Posted 8 months ago

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.